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Pure Culture. - Limited Edition - Second Mix
This is a limited edition collectors early version.
The final version will include new artwork from Golly, and, possibly a bonus track! 

Track listing

1. Rock Around the Barn
2. Combine Harvester #
3. Tanglefoot Twitch
4. Ain't No Bugs On Me
5. Cider Man #
6. Drunk Again
7. Farmers Boy - (Mix 1)
8. Farmers Boy - (Mix 2)
9. Fling It 'ere
10. Messing Around on the Farmyard #
11. Wedding Song
12. Tiger Rag #
13. Why Don't Women Like Me

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Now on sale at all of The Plonker gig's.

# The Cider Man - Lyrics by Sarah Jane
# Fling It 'ere - Moosical Director Janet Cook and The Braishfield Bus Shelter Choir.
Please note: * All 13 tracks are new recordings or previously unreleased versions*

# Combine Harvester, Messing Around on the Farmyard and Tiger Rag Ft. Gary Leport
# Artwork - Golly The Plonker # Recording Engineers - Gary Leport and Steve Smith

All blame for this recording goes Gary Leport and our agricultural engineer Steve Smith, at an open barn, The Room with a View, in a field somewhere near Ringwood

2nd ERUPTION. - 5 new Bonus Tracks

1. The Blackbird
2. Chicken Song
3. Don't Tell I Tell 'Ee
4. Hark At 'Ee Jethro
5. Tavern
6. Jug Band
7. Drink up Thee Zider
8. Nellie The Elephant
9. Landlord Fill the Zider Bowl
10. Pill Pill
11. I Am A Cider Drinker
12. Twice Daily
13. Combine Harvester
14. Poor Poor Farmer
15. Barley Mow
16. Wimoweh (Plonkaroke version) 
17. Wimoweh (Golly)

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New 17 Track Version, now with Combine Harvester, Poor Poor Farmer, Barley Mow and 2 versions of Wimoweh - To play a sample, just click the links above.

Rustic Rumpus.

Track listing

1. The Dairy Man #
2. Fling it 'Ere, Fling it There
3. Granny's Old Armchair
4. Buttercup Joe
5. The Cider Man #
6. Farmer's Boy
7. The Backseat Driver Song
8. Star of Love
9. Old English Wedding Song
10. Beauty and the Worm
11. A Roving
12. Lumbered
13. Jake's Hunting Song
14. Drunk Again

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# The Dairy Man - The Cider Man - Lyrics by Sarah Jane
# Artwork - Golly The Plonker # Recording Engineer - Steve Smith

Please note that all the music on this CD is played in 'Ampshire time;
this can easily be remedied with a very stiff drink.

All blame for this recording goes to music farmer and agricultural engineer Steve Smith, at an open barn, The Room with a View, in a field somewhere near Ringwood

Proper Moosic - The Plonkers

PROPER MOOSIC. (1st Eruption)

Track listing

1. Landlord Fill The Cider Bowl
2. There Is A Tavern In The Town
3. Thee Cassn't Kill Cooch
4. Five Foot Flirt
5. Buttercup Joe
6. Plonker's Farm Band
7. Drink Up Thy Zider
8. Pill, Pill
9. Jim The Carter's Lad
10. The Old Threshing Mill
11. I Wish I Was Back On The Farm.

(to play a sample, just click the links) 
Recorded in full Plonkerphonic farmyard sound

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Guaranteed to keep your mother-in-law and any other unwelcome relatives away
Remember these CD's always sound better with alcohol


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